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Monday, October 29, 2007
About Myself.
I am very determined person what I do and say. Cause nobody can change my opinion, including my BROS, except MYSELF, people only can give me IDEAS and THAT"S ALL. Cause is very practical, GODcreate human, he also can plant a computer chip and make us like ROBOT to control. But HE never, he created us with a brain to know what is right and wrong and a freedom of CHOICE to do what is right and wrong. I am a woman character type, but I got my LIMIT. I don't wish to be treat like a FOOL OR IDIOT. This post I am talking can be universal, it can apply to my FRIENDS, BROS or my PARTNER.
If I can choose to give up YOU(Can be anyone, UNIVERSAL) and do according to my own desire, YOU are somehow no value or low value in my eyes ler.
"Don't step do blog la.. only you and her want ma, now must more or less do some blog got related to him want, MARKETING him. whahahha."
So very sorRY, cause I from JB sit lorRY come. Whahahha..
I will update my bro wedding blog soon. Anyway please forgive me guys.. I abit lazy to do blog nowadays. Haiz..
So what I am going to show you now is some of the picture after our SERVICE want. Is our FellowSheep TimezaH...
YoZ.. Welcome Our Superstar MeiYin and JiaHui
So lovely.. I am so ENVY!!!!! Wendy and Meiyin
SG Chen Hao Nan Back View. Gary the name must take out the letter 'R'. Then it will read as GAY. See the pic he take, behave until so GAY. Hahaha..
Then the guy in yellow leh, act so stiff.. like as if want to go gang fight.. kNs..
Except MeiYin, the cheerful smile..
OmG!!!!!!! SingaPuff Girl
From Left: Meiyin, MakeUpQueen A.K.A Peizhen, Taiwan Zhang Shao Han A.K.A Kelly, Wendy, and new friend Zhang Ting ThE taG-TeAm WarrIoR always against me want! LockieCockie and MeizZzZyyy....
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
N239 FourFeet!
Yo Guys!! Ho say Bo??? Bo ho find "Ah Ho", and that is mE. Whahahhaha!!!! I think have been someday I never blog. But never mind. You will enjoy this time round.
Our Andrew San already "peng" cellgroup ler.. but I however miss these guys.. full of crap and can entertain me laugh also.. whahaha...
The first video I take, is "LoCkIE". Cause he is the first I know kena fourFeeT at N239. And what is his forfeit???? Rap the Praise song.. wooOoooOOo hooOOoOOo... let see how it goes, ok?? Enjoy
So I guess you enjoy the "rapper LoCkIe" right?? Good right?? "aI seH mAn!!!" So now here come a (:slow man:)=> ME.... Cause I always slow in reaction game.. and what I get.??. you shall see... "CheNNngg cHennng CheeNNnnnggg Cheenngggg ... OpeRa tiMe....."
SORRY guYs!!! After hearing all these, I know you want to ask for "CLAIM", cause all your house glass and window break right?? whahahahah... But I not the only opera team, I still got one more partner, and that is "MistTer AnnDrooL". He also kena forfeit and ask to sing worship song in opera tune.. OuR cG LeaDer also very "patTERN more than badminTERN". enjoy anyway!~
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
check this out!
Do I look like one of those in the tv act as Navy Commander with mic over my head.
Don't play play hor, see my behind or not?? Got alot of country flag, they employ me to work for them want leh.
Contact Picture
I can be dull at times.. but my hp must have life.. yeah??
So I take picture of my cellgroup member and save them as Contact Pic. So when they call, I can see their pic.
She cute ma? People say she look like Taiwan Singer: Zhang Shao HanOur Scholar: GabrielJia Hui prefer to take pic with hand cover the face.. so I grant his wish ba.
muahahahahhahaahme and Selamat Hari Raya,
eye lid green, shirt green, hair band also green.
some more that day Saturday is Selamat Hari Raya also.
some1 so inconsiderate one person take 2 sit and read "newspaper", she also didn't realise she now on "Majician Headline Newspaper".
CameraMan: Lockie
Monday, October 15, 2007
Our 1 Day Mission!
What do you think I look like in this picture?
1) Magician -> Criss Angel?
2) Success Motivation Speaker -> Amway Singapore First Triple Diamond???
3) Manager -> Manager of wash toilet?? Whahahhaa.I think by now the second picture will let you know what I look like ler right?
Ans: Banquet @ Hyatt Oh Baby, the Singapore Version Jay Chou think he look nerd with this kind of hair... Got meh? Look more like those Martial Art Artiste lor...
whwhahaha.. cause he now inside the lift, cause his fan all waiting for him outside, and whose is his fan? = "The Plate".. welcoming him out the lift and clean them... whahahah!!!
That's why you can see his face not so happy but quite dull. BleaHz...
And here is a video brought to you by Singapore Jay Chou.
Cameraman of course is me de.. whahahahah
Saturday, October 13, 2007
ShowTime!
Here is showtime for you guys. Hope you guys enjoy and keep supporting my Blog. To book me and my team for jokies, majic, cameraman and lots of programme.
Please dial 1800 JOIN CHCWhahahah... Let 2LT Jeocani show you some show timez...
This is quite a funny, ruggard and Raba video. I want to prove like Brazillian Fighter. "kup pway la"=Cover the glass la.. whahaha
I think I high ready la.. Think too much and imagine too much of "BreadDance" combo. But cannot do.. "diaoz".
I do a very public NewSence stuff.. dun wan tell u all.. go guess ba.!
Gary and Me do stunt @ Toh Guan Road Side...
All credit must give to our Cameraman AskKaLaDiLa Lok Lok
Thursday, October 11, 2007
what does magic means to me?
Welcome to the Kingdom of Majician
People always mistaken I don't know how to spell magic. I replace J is because it also sound like Magic, but why must I put J? Cause it represent me Jeffrey. And in poker deck also got J, and J can represent alot of thing with different design like: SPADE, LOVE, CLUB or DIAMOND. So J is the factor and main point.
Ever since young I love to watch magic show and like it, but nobody teach or share with me and I don't know where to get all magic stuff. Is until at the age of 21+ then I get to meet a guy call Dez, also known as my Teacher of Magic. From Dez I learn magic without basic and then slowly discover got magic shop and bought the stuff and learn. And also visit website to learn some basic and advance magic and tricks also. From there I been kind, also can say that I am a fool to teach so much magic to my Disciple. Some already have forsaken me, and some I don't want contact ler, also I got no time. I open a group of AskKaLaDiLa in Holland for my Holland Bros, and from there I perform and teach and share magic. We also crack magic and invent magics also. Some are better than me alot of times.
Of course there are people who know my magic, or see before and I teach before. But now I want to introduce you my Actuall Group of Magician.
Last time my J-Syndicate Magic Group consist of:
President of J-Syndicate
Majician the Lamer
Jaron the Magic Detector
Comment: I find that he in these picture very handsome and cool
BoBo the Magic Creater
The only Indian guy in our group.
De Jing
Know him not very well. But he love magic anyway.Kian Meng..
Don't you think he look like the Taiwan Comedy Star "Wu Zhong Xian"Kenny the most STEADY in our magician group. Leona also the youngest in our group.
Actually there is more people in their group but not my magic group. This is always the guys who mix with me and learn magic.
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
"Wo De Story"
Hi Everyone,
thanks for viewing my block.
Proudly present to you by
Diamond Jeffrey Ho
Family First!
So I will put family photo first.
Can u guess which one is me?This is my Brother picture when he was at Secondary.
Pic 1This is my Brother picture when he was at Secondary. Pic 2 Is trans-FORMAL TimE!!
Just come back after class and go Ghim Moh for supper.
First time success talking to people on Business Plan,
so reward myself at toilet take picture VIA Clark Quay Central.
high class toilet leh, not kopi thiam want... whwhahahaah
Iyo... so "zhi lian"!!! Take picture at PH1 toilet.Purposely make my hair look like "Ring of Fire" or "Bush" or whateva la..
together with Joel spec.
SOooOOooo.... CUTE
At MJ house make funny face!@ Marian Square play Racing-Animal I call him Little Tiger! Whahah. So cute, you know I love Babies and Kids! Is this a cute picture of mine or what??
GUESS!!!
Go and think!!!
Cause I cannot always give free free answer and joke.
Whwhahahahah...
MISC=
Many Interesting Special Caption
This boy is young and cute. Same as me, fanatic in magic.
But whenever I think of his name, I want to laugh.
Is a King Of Fighter woman name
"LEONA".
Cause his mom is my ex boss, a Japanese.
This is last year de me, if I not wrong.
Can see my point down chest ma?
Can see my little wing ma?
Heh Heh.. lastly.. can see my ABS ma..
To prove to you last time I really got train de.. Now I working hard for my body. Cause by this year December 31st I want to get back my last time figure and take picture with the AskKaLaDiLa Boyz. I still got alot of secret passage muscle haven't show you guys... Hahaha.. For me to know, for u 2 find out
PICTURES TIMEZ!
Here are some old pictures of mine that I randomly pick from my thumb drive and post it here. If my friendster account have these pictures, I won't put it here, cause you all can go there for more reference, so won't see the same thing as blog have and friendster have also, right?! Ya. So now share some story of these pic to you guys.
This is the 2004 of me and Gary.
I just come back from camp and at his corridor outside take picture of our chest.
Gary smoking beside me. Our 2004 looks very BENG hor??
Spencer and Me
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Holland Coffeeshop Block 40
My 2nd tattoo. Grim Reaper with Dynamite Bomh.
First tattoo is wording at my back : "Mu En Nan Wang"= Mother's Love Cannot Be 4get. I miss this guy->(Goyang goyanG)
When I on the run, he treat me very good and help me out in alot of things. Whether lodging, financial, food and Cigarette.First day just come out the ME.
Tonight go PARTY.December 31st 2006
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Madi Land.
Also my last day of smoking till now never smoke.Idiot Spencer or Jinli take photo of me when I was sleeping at Call Centre.
Never pay me Copyright Fees also.
Idiot!!!!!!!!
A lady last time I use to like before told me I need to inject "BOTOX". But never mind, let's enjoy this MTV.
We Ton Night @ JC house
4th Heavenly King Dancer
The guy with one leg up is our Gary
The guy with head stand is our BreakDancer JC
The guy behind with his hip hop hand signal is JiaLe
The guy with the hand stand is "LIM PEH"
King of Fighter 2007
Base on true story. (NOT BOASTING)
Jiale: No Aiming during training time. Punch HARD & Damage HARD.
JC: During gang fight still can give combo while I and Gary give cowboy to our opponent. In RTC one punch give people a slightly fly when the guy is sitting down.
Gary: "The Duck"! Can escape your punch very fast and Power Punch got 2 hit combo in a row that can make you move back at least 3 step.
Jeffrey: "Nice to see, not nice to eat". Fight 10 time lose 9 time. Only good in guiding others.
SG Chen Hao Nan Back View.
Gary the name must take out the letter 'R'. Then it will read as GAY. See the pic he take, behave until so GAY. Hahaha..
OmG!!!!!!! SingaPuff Girl
ThE taG-TeAm WarrIoR always against me want!
LockieCockie and MeizZzZyyy....
Our Scholar: Gabriel
Jia Hui prefer to take pic with hand cover the face.. so I grant his wish ba. 
me and Selamat Hari Raya,
some1 so inconsiderate one person take 2 sit and read "newspaper", she also didn't realise she now on "Majician Headline Newspaper".
I think by now the second picture will let you know what I look like ler right?
Oh Baby, the Singapore Version Jay Chou think he look nerd with this kind of hair... Got meh? Look more like those Martial Art Artiste lor...
Whahahah... Let 
President of J-Syndicate
De Jing
Kian Meng.. 
Kenny the most STEADY in our magician group.
Leona also the youngest in our group.
This is my Brother picture when he was at Secondary.
This is my Brother picture when he was at Secondary.
Is trans-FORMAL TimE!!
Iyo... so "zhi lian"!!! Take picture at PH1 toilet.
Purposely make my hair look like "Ring of Fire" or "Bush" or whateva la..
@ Marian Square play Racing-Animal
I call him Little Tiger! Whahah. So cute, you know I love Babies and Kids!
This is last year de me, if I not wrong. 
I miss this guy->(Goyang goyanG)
First day just come out the ME.
December 31st 2006
Idiot Spencer or Jinli take photo of me when I was sleeping at Call Centre.
King of Fighter 2007
